thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

(Source: cssdy)

reblogged from Sometimes I Think Things

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

reblogged from The Twiglet factory

CONTEST TIME/ GIVE AWAY TIME!!!

andthentherewasarat:

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thanks every one for getting me know to 850 followers! this post is going to be the official rules and post.

                                                 RULES:

1. YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING TO ENTER! I will be checking!!

2. you must like and reblog this post, you may reblog as many times as you want and yes it will boost your chances of winning

3. you MUST own an animal of one of these categories:

. any reptile

.freshwater fish only (sorry salt water, next contest you will be included)

. any types birds

.any types of small (pets) animals

.cats

.dogs

. any type of amphibians 

. exotic pets (depending on that exotic animal i will accommodate)   

4. this is an international contest so everyone can participate, i am paying for the shipping.

5. you must be able to give me your email, city, state, zip code, country, and you address

6. you must answer within a week of me answering you to tell you that youve won, if not 2nd place will move up to 1st, and 3rd place to 2nd and i will chose a new 3rd place.

                                              Prizes:

the prizes will depend on the animal you own, i will tell you your prize when you message me back. all the prizes have been chosen and anything that isnt taken will be donated to my wildlife center that i work at. if more than one category is won in (example 2 dog owners win), i will buy another prize so you dont have to worry that you wont get a prize because someone placed ahead of you owns that animal already

                                              Thanks!!

im so very thankful for you guys supporting my blog, and there will be another contest once i reach 2,000 followers :D i know its a reach but i have a good feeling about you guys :D 

dont be afraid to message me to ask questions, concerns, advice, and information. im a very friendly blog opened to any animal owners exotic or common :3

again guys thanks so much!!

deadline: may 31st!!

*EDIT* DONT DELETE ANYTHING OFF OF THIS POST, IF YOU DELETE ANYTHING INCLUDING THE RULES YOUR AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED*

reblogged from Once Upon a Rattie -Valentine